#TWAT an original song by Charlie Diamond Follow Charlie Diamond –
Lyrics
Sitting in the kitchen staring at the page
A space for you a space for me I’m holding back my rage
he pens don’t work the columns are full, why am I even here
Double decades of digital so what the hell my dear
I synchronise my Google apps with a zillion other folk
It’s really very simple is this a kind of joke
Backward thinking while I’m singing such a waste of time
I wouldn’t be surprised at all if you’d rather I just mime
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Stop buying pens and bring this to an end
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Burn that kitchen calendar down
You spend all day on your phone thumbing over shite
Insta Twitter entertainment news but I wonder if you might
Consider that it’s time to change and modernise your ways
You still play CDs in your car like a post modern craze
We’ve electric bikes, hoverboards and satellites up in space
Yet here we are losing track of the simplest social case
I write mine you write yours such a retro chore
The only time it really relates is when I’m standing on this floor
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Stop buying pens and bring this to an end
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Burn that kitchen calendar down
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Stop buying pens and bring this to an end
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Burn that kitchen calendar down
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Stop buying pens and bring this to an end
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Burn that kitchen calendar down
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Stop buying pens and bring this to an end
Save more trees don’t be a twat
Burn that kitchen calendar down