Karen Song – a fun comedy song I wrote following an incident with a Karen in a Sauna, don’t ask!
LYRICS
Karen
I wanna see the manager please
Sitting with ma crew minding my biz
Along comes a chick with a face like a fish
Hair bobbed in, paid by her marriage
Same as her car like a royal carriage
Selfish to the core, demanding as fuck
Even when she shits it’s your bad luck
It’s everybody’s fault excluding hers of course
Such privilege from the ugly mare horse
Karen
I’m not the manager
Karen
I don’t even work here
Karen
I’m not the manager
Karen
It’s time to go home
Anti Vaccinations and fake news Queen
Feeding her need just to be seen
Qwerty keyboard warrior a Facebook pro
Her poor little kids are never left to grow
Sniffing for a deal Satan’s little bitch
If she wasn’t so real I’d swear she’s a glitch
It’s everybody’s fault excluding hers of course
Such privilege from the ugly mare horse
Karen
I’m not the manager
Karen
I don’t even work here
Karen
I’m not the manager
Karen
It’s time to go home
I wanna see the manager please
I wanna see the manager now
The boys get on up shaking their heads
Ain’t no way she getting in their beds
You can’t fight a witch with reason and love
Noone here’s a snitch even from above
Losing her mind she’s full of cheap wine
Screaming at the manager they’re mine mine mine
It’s everybody’s fault excluding hers of course
Such privilege from the ugly mare horse
Such privilege from the ugly mare horse
Karen
I’m not the manager
Karen
I don’t even work here
Karen
I’m not the manager
Karen
It’s time to go home
Karen
I’m not the manager
Karen
I don’t even work here
Karen
I’m not the manager
Karen
It’s time to go home
Why do you do this to us Karen
I wanna see the manager please
Why do you do it at all
I wanna see the manager now
Why do you do this to us Karen
I wanna see the manager please
Why do you do it at all
I wanna see the manager now
Dream on Karen